hmm i see you forgot to mention this part of the story...J: oh no, i feel violently ill too!G: (runs, turns off lights, shuts door on my face and uses collar of sweater to cover his mouth and nose)J: boo? hello?G: don't get me sick.
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Her husband asked, "Is that you, or the wine talking?" She replied, "It's me .......... talking to the wine."..
haha, that's a good one. here's one i heard this morning.The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop. He says please you make me one with everything.
hmm i see you forgot to mention this part of the story...
ReplyDeleteJ: oh no, i feel violently ill too!
G: (runs, turns off lights, shuts door on my face and uses collar of sweater to cover his mouth and nose)
J: boo? hello?
G: don't get me sick.
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said,
ReplyDelete"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Her husband asked, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"
She replied, "It's me .......... talking to the wine."..
haha, that's a good one. here's one i heard this morning.
ReplyDeleteThe Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop.
He says please you make me one with everything.