Grey: Here's a tray with some tea and a biscuit while you work on your big assignment.

[Two hours later]

Joy: Take away my tray Jeeves!

Burpy

[a burp sound comes from the television]
Joy: eww, [mumble mumble]
Me: what's that dear?
Joy: i said, eww, that sounds like you
Me: oh
Joy: what was that?
Me: Shrek
Joy: [uncontrollable laughter]

life with a little count chocula

Joy on Love

Joy: you're the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Grey: what? i don't know why you think that.  i look horrible.
Joy: I do, love is blind.

Encouraging Words

Grey: I can't go on, I can't go on.

Joy: Can you go on?
Grey: ...yeah.
Joy: Don't! Give up!
Grey: ...
Joy: What?  [makes thug motion]

Joy's Shopping List

Grey: Can I get you anything from the store?

Joy: Sure.  Please pick up the following:

3 extra large pizzas, extra cheese sausage and mushrooms

every flavor of ben and jerry's

5 fruit tarts

fried chicken

2 hoagies

an invisibility cloak

cyanide

thanks.

Joy on grey's "work"

Joy: are you working today?
Grey: would you like to rephrase your question?
Joy: are you working today?
Grey: do you mean am I going to the Fed today?
Joy: i mean are you working today.
Grey: i am working today.
Joy: are you going to the Fed?
Grey: no.
Joy: oh.