life with a little count chocula

Joy on Love

Joy: you're the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Grey: what? i don't know why you think that.  i look horrible.
Joy: I do, love is blind.

Encouraging Words

Grey: I can't go on, I can't go on.

Joy: Can you go on?
Grey: ...yeah.
Joy: Don't! Give up!
Grey: ...
Joy: What?  [makes thug motion]

Joy's Shopping List

Grey: Can I get you anything from the store?

Joy: Sure.  Please pick up the following:

3 extra large pizzas, extra cheese sausage and mushrooms

every flavor of ben and jerry's

5 fruit tarts

fried chicken

2 hoagies

an invisibility cloak

cyanide

thanks.

Joy on grey's "work"

Joy: are you working today?
Grey: would you like to rephrase your question?
Joy: are you working today?
Grey: do you mean am I going to the Fed today?
Joy: i mean are you working today.
Grey: i am working today.
Joy: are you going to the Fed?
Grey: no.
Joy: oh.

Being Sick

Grey: Uhoh, I feel a little ill.
Joy:  Again?!? Get away from me sicko.

My First Post

Joanne pointed at a pan today that had some congealed bacon fat in it.

Grey: What are you trying to do, find a pet cockroach?
Joy: Why are you acting like that's my job.  You're the dishwasher!
Joy: I mean, I am too...