Grey: Here's a tray with some tea and a biscuit while you work on your big assignment.

[Two hours later]

Joy: Take away my tray Jeeves!

Burpy

[a burp sound comes from the television]
Joy: eww, [mumble mumble]
Me: what's that dear?
Joy: i said, eww, that sounds like you
Me: oh
Joy: what was that?
Me: Shrek
Joy: [uncontrollable laughter]